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Apr 3
head-in-my-heart1129:

Mother Nature

Its this time of year. Bring it on.

head-in-my-heart1129:

Mother Nature

Its this time of year. Bring it on.

Dec 2

that-girl-with-the-boots:

thedelightwoods:

if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining

oH MY GOD

(Source: ozeira)

xxfoxiix:

just got this text from my friend:

they have 50 shades of grey wine now… maybe the idea is to first get you into a state where you can actually put up with the book?

I had a nightmare about Thomas the Tank Engine. He went psycho murdery, and was playing creepy games on me and my family. This dream could have literally been a trailer for Saw (whatever number they’re on.): The Tank Engine’s Revenge. I imagine this is from my little cousin, who started playing with the Thomas wooden trains this week when he was at my house. But still. What the fuck.

deepfriedtwinkie:

archatlas:

Chinese Translation Fails

I wasn’t gonna reblog it but then the tiny grass was dreaming

I dunno how you top that

(Source: iamkillingtimeon)

Nov 3

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)

comickit:

steamstrike:

derpyhybrid:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

i desperately want to know whats going on.

Ostrich Revolution 

I will rise!

comickit:

steamstrike:

derpyhybrid:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

i desperately want to know whats going on.

Ostrich Revolution 

I will rise!

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: my-teen-quote)

Me as a superhero:

This sounds like a job for…AWKWARD MAN!!!!!

*flies into room and stands uncomfortably in the corner*